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If you’ve been in college in the last five years, you know Meghan McCain. College Girl has an IQ of 105-110, is a little chubby, and spouts the same PC nonsense as everybody else, but does it in a very serious and solemn way. She talks about her respect for homosexuals and nonwhites as if she’s some kind of intellectual pioneer. Because this particular College Girl is the daughter of the revolting John McCain, she has national prominence.

Is there any better representation of our degenerate youth than Meghan McCain? Reading through her columns at The Daily Beast confirms every Roissian stereotype.

#1-Women are frivolous.

Meghan McCain sees a picture of a young Republican congressman with his shirt off, decides he’s a hottie and does an interview with him. Since he’s just like, so cute, Meghan crowns him the new voice of conservatism.

#2-Women are followers of intellectual fads.

I’ve already shown that girls love male homosexuals because that’s what TV told them to do. Meghan has a real soft spot for men who sodomize one another. The GOP needs to go gay because it’s consistent with conservative values! She calls the homo agenda one of the issues closest to her overstuffed arteries. Twelve years ago, no one in the history of the world had ever heard of a “gay marriage.” Today, Meghan McCain cries ham-smelling tears over its rejection by voters.

#3-Women are jealous of women better looking than themselves.

Meghan has attacked Michelle Malkin and Laura Ingraham, two women who, unlike Meghan, know when to put down the pack of donuts and have IQs above room temperature. By the time College Girl’s the age of either of the other two ladies she’ll have expanded so much that she’ll be too ashamed to leave the house. We can at least be thankful for that. At 25 she’s struggling with her weight. At 30 the hog will be routed and ready for slaughter (marriage).

#4-All women think they’re fat.

If you have an intimate conversation with a woman for a long enough time, she’ll reveal that she’s too fat. Sometimes she actually is, as in the case of Meghan McCain. Here’s Meghan coming to the aid of Jessica Simpson, whom somebody on TV recently made fun of. The thing about Jessica Simpson though, is that she put on a little weight and deviated slightly from her former 10 body, while College Girl really is fat. Meghan pathetically tries to blur the distinction so that we see both her and Simpson as two beauties who simply can’t live up to an unfair ideal.

Here’s Meghan on Rachel Maddow, being the first person ever to call for a more moderate Republican party. College Girl says that she’s not saying that the leader of the young/gay/nonwhite-friendly GOP is going to be her, oh-no. She’s just going to inspire us with her courage.

College Girl wrote an article entitled “The GOP Doesn’t Understand Sex.” She calls herself a “pro-sex Republican.” College girl is smart enough to take in PC brainwashing, but not smart enough to understand that no matter what the right-thinking say, they don’t respect a whore.

I was about to say that Meghan is an embarrasment to her family before I remembered that her dad has the blood of a million or so people on his hands and never tires of a good media flogging.

Megan recently caused some controversy by pushing her boobs together and taking a picture for Twitter. Fat girls often find solace in their cleavage. It’s the one area where they can compete with women who aren’t cattle. She deals with the fallout by saying Don’t Call Me a Slut.

To be honest, I don’t feel that I have anything to feel ashamed of. I’ve always embraced my curves and will continue to do so. I’d rather be the size I am than a skinny model fired for being too fat. And once again, a day after writing about my weight, it’s the media that have a problem with my body.

People who don’t have a problem with their bodies don’t need to keep informing us of the fact. Pigs who cry themselves to sleep every night do.

We might not have to wait until Meghan is 30 to see her drop dead from a heart attack. Here she is on The View looking like her skin is on way too tight. At about 1:22 she shakes her head up and down and you can see her cheeks vibrating for the rest of the video.

Here’s Robert Stacy McCain on Meghan’s Twitter breakdown and obesity.